Loyalty Pondering Gifts

'If you can't trust your butler, who CAN you trust?'

Playing Fetch.

Others will fight for you

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'Not here - home!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

Best friends without borders.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'You cal it loyalty, we call it Stockholm Syndrome!'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

The whole club stands behind the coach...

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'