Loyalty Member Gifts

"Are you a platinum card member?"

Others will fight for you

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Not here - home!'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"You can always count on me."

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

Best friends without borders.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

You've Got Mail

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce