Localvore Legend Gifts

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

See you at the farmers market!

"Is the MSG local?"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Local food for local consumption

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Romulus and Remus

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

Cleaning Lockers.

Pioneers of the ancient west

Seal blubber stew

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

"We like to know where our food comes from."

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

I shop locally!

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Narcissus

Hermes

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."