Localvore Enthusiast Gifts

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

Don

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Wifi in Hell

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Is the MSG local?"

See you at the farmers market!

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Local food for local consumption

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

Seal blubber stew

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

"We like to know where our food comes from."

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

I shop locally!

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Happy St Patrick's Day

'Is it local?'

"All our water is locally sourced. From a little something we call 'the kitchen faucet'."

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."

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Farmer's Black Market.

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'