Localvore Enthusiast Gifts

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"Is the MSG local?"

See you at the farmers market!

Local food for local consumption

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

Seal blubber stew

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

"We like to know where our food comes from."

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

I shop locally!

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

Happy St Patrick's Day

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."

'Is it local?'

"All our water is locally sourced. From a little something we call 'the kitchen faucet'."

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."

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Farmer's Black Market.

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

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