Locovore Enthusiast Gifts

Locovores

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Is the MSG local?"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

See you at the farmers market!

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Local food for local consumption

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

A man and baby wearing bibs

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Thermidor Dali

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."