Locovore Enthusiast Gifts

Locovores

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

See you at the farmers market!

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Is the MSG local?"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Local food for local consumption

"Your meal sounded nice."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Thermidor Dali

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."