Locavore Gifts

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

All Produce Locally Grown in this Hemisphere.

Farmer's Black Market.

"We like to know where our food comes from."

'I try to eat local, but we don't grow too much up here.'

I shop locally!

Farmer 'Get off my land!'

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

See you at the farmers market!

See you at the farmers market!

"What happened to the days when I could stop by a farmer's market on my way home?"

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

Wang's Chop Suey Kitchen - We Do Not Use Produce from China.

Local food for local consumption

Farmers market.

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Your French dip, sir.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Is the MSG local?"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"This might take awhile, Lord."