Locavore Gifts

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

All Produce Locally Grown in this Hemisphere.

Farmer's Black Market.

"We like to know where our food comes from."

'I try to eat local, but we don't grow too much up here.'

I shop locally!

Farmer 'Get off my land!'

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

See you at the farmers market!

See you at the farmers market!

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"What happened to the days when I could stop by a farmer's market on my way home?"

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

Wang's Chop Suey Kitchen - We Do Not Use Produce from China.

Local food for local consumption

Farmers market.

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

Our eco club wants more local food in the school cafeteria. Well, little eco-lites, we're already on it. We haven't seen much change. Just look at our tomatoes. We bought 'em 2 miles from here. Jumbo tomatoes.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Your French dip, sir.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Is the MSG local?"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'