Locavore Lover Gifts

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."

'Your French dip, sir.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Is the MSG local?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

See you at the farmers market!

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Local food for local consumption

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

A man and baby wearing bibs

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

I always forget - is it white with dry food and red with wet food, or the other way around?

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.