Locavore Adventurer Gifts

"Is the MSG local?"

Seal blubber stew

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

See you at the farmers market!

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Local food for local consumption

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Pizza Tower Bridge

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Tzatzikicicle

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"They know me here."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"