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"Is the MSG local?"

Seal blubber stew

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

See you at the farmers market!

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Local food for local consumption

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Tzatzikicicle

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.