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"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

See you at the farmers market!

"Is the MSG local?"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Horn of Leftovers

Local food for local consumption

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Seal blubber stew

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

"We like to know where our food comes from."

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

I shop locally!

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"Good evening folks. Tonight we have the food you didn't finish last time you were here."

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."