Locavore Lookout T-Shirts

"The fence keeps the Locavores out."

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Is the MSG local?"

See you at the farmers market!

Local food for local consumption

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

Seal blubber stew

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

"We like to know where our food comes from."

I shop locally!

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."

'Is it local?'

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

"All our water is locally sourced. From a little something we call 'the kitchen faucet'."

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."

Baking Bread

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."