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'How local is this.'

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

Woman looks at frozen ready meal and says to man: 'You may have bought them from the corner shop, but that doesn't mean they're 'locally-sourced'.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"All our water is locally sourced. From a little something we call 'the kitchen faucet'."

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

See you at the farmers market!

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Is the MSG local?"

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"Your meal sounded nice."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Local food for local consumption

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Thermidor Dali

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Is his nose locally grown?"