Locavore Enthusiast Gifts

'How local is this.'

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

Woman looks at frozen ready meal and says to man: 'You may have bought them from the corner shop, but that doesn't mean they're 'locally-sourced'.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"All our water is locally sourced. From a little something we call 'the kitchen faucet'."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Your French dip, sir.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

See you at the farmers market!

"Is the MSG local?"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Your meal sounded nice."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Local food for local consumption

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque