Locavore Supporter Gifts

Will work for locally grown food.

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Is the MSG local?"

See you at the farmers market!

Local food for local consumption

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

Seal blubber stew

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

"We like to know where our food comes from."

I shop locally!

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."

'Is it local?'

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

"All the body parts were locally sourced."

Baking Bread