Locavore Supporter Gifts

Will work for locally grown food.

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Wifi in Hell

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

See you at the farmers market!

"Is the MSG local?"

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Local food for local consumption

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

Seal blubber stew

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

"We like to know where our food comes from."

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

I shop locally!

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

"Actually, lactose is the only thing Herb isn't intolerant of."

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."

'Is it local?'

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

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