Locavore Lover Pillows

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."

'Your French dip, sir.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Is the MSG local?"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

See you at the farmers market!

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Local food for local consumption

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'Can I get a box for this?'

"George often brings his work home with him."