Locavore Life Pillows

'Is it local?'

'Your French dip, sir.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Is the MSG local?"

See you at the farmers market!

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Local food for local consumption

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

"How are we on bread?"

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

"George often brings his work home with him."

I bake my own bread.

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'