Locavore Explorer Pillows

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

La Table

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

See you at the farmers market!

Your lobster was off!

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Is the MSG local?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Before/After

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Is this still America?'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

Local food for local consumption

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"