Localvore Gifts

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."

"I don't know what it is, but I think you can sleep well knowing it's locally grown."

"It's farm to tray table!"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

A heart shaped cake

Wifi in Hell

"Is the MSG local?"

Klimt Kiss Phones

See you at the farmers market!

Frog flirting.

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"I heard they mate for life."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

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Local food for local consumption

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Say it with flowers: It!

Words of Love