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'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."

"I don't know what it is, but I think you can sleep well knowing it's locally grown."

"It's farm to tray table!"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

A heart shaped cake

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"I heard they mate for life."

Frog flirting.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Is the MSG local?"

See you at the farmers market!

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Urns in love

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Say it with flowers: It!

Words of Love

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