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'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

Don

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Wifi in Hell

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Is the MSG local?"

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"Is his nose locally grown?"

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

Seal blubber stew

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

"We like to know where our food comes from."

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

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"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Happy St Patrick's Day

'Is it local?'

"All our water is locally sourced. From a little something we call 'the kitchen faucet'."

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."

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Farmer's Black Market.

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'