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The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

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Wifi in Hell

"Is the MSG local?"

See you at the farmers market!

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Local food for local consumption

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Romulus and Remus

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

Cleaning Lockers.

Seal blubber stew

Pioneers of the ancient west

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

"We like to know where our food comes from."

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

I shop locally!

Hermes

Narcissus

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."