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'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'I think globally but I tend to get drunk locally.'

'The nearest boozer? You're talking to him!'

"Bitter?" "No... just fed up."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Walt Disney on ice."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"We need rain."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Romulus and Remus

Suburban Legend

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

The Specimen Hunter

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"The beginning of another urban legend."

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