Localvore Advocate Gifts

Food production

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

See you at the farmers market!

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Local food for local consumption

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

Progress.

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

"We like to know where our food comes from."

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

I shop locally!

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

Empty shops.