Lake Legend Gifts

'For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy.'

The Specimen Hunter

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

"The stories he'll tell about that puny catch are more bull than you or I will ever be."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Canadian Canoe.

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."