Lake Lure Gifts

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Houston, we have a problem.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Fishing direction sign.

Go jump in the lake!

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Canadian Canoe.

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."