Lake Explorer Gifts

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

'Amateurs!-just look at the quality of that bait'.

Fishing direction sign.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"I'd appreciate it if you talked to me without staring at my gills."

'Let's go in, there are no big omes left in this lake.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'I'm only interested in fillets.'

"Who knew the Loch Ness Monster was in Whipple Lake?"

Oar

"No, it wasn't an accident. I have a hard starting outboard."

No Swimming Allowed

'F' is for Fishing.....and Fish.

'According to this map there's an old road bed underneath.'

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

"I'm over here, dummy!"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"A little help, please."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Sunbathing in the park

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Desert Island Mishap

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."