Lake Explorer Gifts

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Amateurs!-just look at the quality of that bait'.

Fishing direction sign.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"I'd appreciate it if you talked to me without staring at my gills."

'Let's go in, there are no big omes left in this lake.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'I'm only interested in fillets.'

"Who knew the Loch Ness Monster was in Whipple Lake?"

Oar

"No, it wasn't an accident. I have a hard starting outboard."

No Swimming Allowed

"I'm beginning to think this lake is devoid of life!"

'F' is for Fishing.....and Fish.

'According to this map there's an old road bed underneath.'

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

"I'm over here, dummy!"

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

Look at those birds sitting on the back of a fish! It must be a perch!

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"A little help, please."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Sunbathing in the park

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'