Lake Explorers Gifts

Hello from the lakes!

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Fishing direction sign.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

When bored, we board

No Swimming Allowed

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Who's best friend are you?'

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

"I'm over here, dummy!"

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

"No, it wasn't an accident. I have a hard starting outboard."

River Source

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'Cup match or not, Sir, you'll just have to cancel this afternoon's game . . .'

'You know this lake like the back of your hand - I guess your hand didn't know about the six foot drop off!'

' Of course you can see your lawyer..Here he is.'

Early Goths.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'According to this map there's an old road bed underneath.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

'Don't let it go!'