Lake Explorers Gifts

Hello from the lakes!

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Fishing direction sign.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

No Swimming Allowed

When bored, we board

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'Who's best friend are you?'

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

"I'm over here, dummy!"

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

River Source

"No, it wasn't an accident. I have a hard starting outboard."

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'Cup match or not, Sir, you'll just have to cancel this afternoon's game . . .'

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

' Of course you can see your lawyer..Here he is.'

Early Goths.

'You know this lake like the back of your hand - I guess your hand didn't know about the six foot drop off!'

'According to this map there's an old road bed underneath.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'