Lake Lore Explorer Gifts

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

Bitchbark Canoe

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Getting the hang of it?"

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Fishing direction sign.

Go jump in the lake!

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Canadian Canoe.

Man painting MOM on boat

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.