Lake Lore Legend Gifts

Hank doesn't always snag a stump, but when he does he fights it a fish for at least 30 seconds.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Loud mouth bass.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

Man painting MOM on boat

Canadian Canoe.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Pioneers of the ancient west