Liquid Legend Gifts

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

California Beverages Map

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

My first mistake.

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

"I'm addicted to water."

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

The Specimen Hunter

Bach Doubles

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

"For a full third of my life I didn't drink. I was asleep!"

Bartenders making cocktails

'A quick one, Tommy. I'm running on empty.'

'Actually I was trained to be a chemist, but I'm learning fast.'

'For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy.'

'When I told him we had no wine, he just kept going.'

'We never sell a wine before it's time. We're still waiting for our first big sale.'

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

'Without you as a friend, I'd be a hopeless drunk by now'

"Next time you drink to forget, could you at least remember to pay your bar bill!"

'...and how did the acupuncturing go?'