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'You can't come in here with that.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

California Beverages Map

My first mistake.

"I'm addicted to water."

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

The Specimen Hunter

Bach Doubles

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

"For a full third of my life I didn't drink. I was asleep!"

'A quick one, Tommy. I'm running on empty.'

'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

Bartenders making cocktails

'Actually I was trained to be a chemist, but I'm learning fast.'

'For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy.'

'Without you as a friend, I'd be a hopeless drunk by now'

'When I told him we had no wine, he just kept going.'

"Next time you drink to forget, could you at least remember to pay your bar bill!"

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board

'We never sell a wine before it's time. We're still waiting for our first big sale.'

'...and how did the acupuncturing go?'

"The stories he'll tell about that puny catch are more bull than you or I will ever be."