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"Who's a good boy?!!"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'George! This way quick!'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Beware of the Lawn

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

A psychic mows the lawn.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Cow Pilot.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Death upgrades to a strimmer