Lawn Hero Gifts

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Rake

"We're out of bags."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Beware of the Lawn

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

The Scottish Lawn

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"