Car Maintenance Hero Gifts

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Deflator mouse

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'