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'When last did you have your oil changed?'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Deflator mouse

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'