Vehicle Maintenance Guru Gifts

Deflator mouse

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.