Cold Call Connoisseur Gifts

"Have you thought about retirement - with me?"

Men gossiping

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

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'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

'This is our real-time chat room.'

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"Hold that afterthought!"

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

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"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

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"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"She never has a bad word to say about anyone, she's always too busy talking about herself..."

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"The demise of psychoanalysis? Yes, I saw it coming but you know how it is... denial... repression... projection... compartmentalisation..."

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

"Is this birds and bees chat going to take long, I'm late for my pre natal class."