Cooler Connoisseur T-Shirts

"This looks like a good spot."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

Bookworm Sleepover

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Electric Blanket.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Second aid

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Bats with blankets.

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"You're stealing the blanket."

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

Today's Rapunzel

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'