Cooler Connoisseur Prints

"This looks like a good spot."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

Bookworm Sleepover

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Electric Blanket.

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Second aid

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"You're stealing the blanket."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

Today's Rapunzel

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'