Coolness Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Close the door! It's nice and cool in here'

'That is one cool cat.'

Play it cool. It's the law of the jungle.

'Just chillin'. What are you up to?'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Not only do I look cool, but I also protect my eyes from snow blindness..."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

Bookworm Sleepover

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Superheroes Having a Drink

Electric Blanket.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."