Coolness Connoisseur Mugs

'Close the door! It's nice and cool in here'

'Just chillin'. What are you up to?'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Not only do I look cool, but I also protect my eyes from snow blindness..."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

Bookworm Sleepover

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I love this time of day."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Electric Blanket.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"