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Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'A cheeky red?'

Bacchus.

'No ice.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Party Animals.

Join me in a Martini?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Scotch and water musick."

"I make it myself!"

Superheroes Having a Drink

'Man...You age great!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"