Wine Cooler Connoisseur Pillows

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'A cheeky red?'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

Bacchus.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I love this time of day."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Man...You age great!'

"Scotch and water musick."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Superheroes Having a Drink