Cooling Connoisseur Pillows

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Opening the window even a crack will end your life as a free man. Otherwise, it's safe."

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

Sticker Shock 2007.

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Bookworm Sleepover

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Second aid

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"You're stealing the blanket."

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

Today's Rapunzel

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Maids At Home.

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

Covid - Comfort Candles

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."