Deep Freeze Aficionado Gifts

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Snow flake

Ice fisher.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Electric Blanket.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Snow is falling...

"What does she have that I don't?"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

Cake Writer's Block

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'California: Here I come!'

"I surprise you every year!"

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

Ice Fishing.

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

'Global warming or not, it's still freezing here...'

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'