Deep Freeze Aficionado Mugs

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Snow flake

Ice fisher.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Frosting the Snowman

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Electric Blanket.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Snow is falling...

"What does she have that I don't?"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Cake Writer's Block

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"I love this frosting! Can I get the recipe?"

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'California: Here I come!'

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Ice Fishing.

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"I surprise you every year!"

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Snow man thinking, 'Brrr. It's even cold for a snowman today.'

'Global warming or not, it's still freezing here...'

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'