Frost Aficionado Mugs

Mr Winter.

"Little help?"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Frosting the Snowman

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Snow is falling...

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"What does she have that I don't?"

Trawling for Fish.

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Baby it's cold outside.

Football fan

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

Cake Writer's Block

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"I love this frosting! Can I get the recipe?"

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

'California: Here I come!'

To Antarctica

'Well it was a pretty good year.'