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"Mannequin challenge, my ass."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"Paper or plastic?"

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

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Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

The Mafia Goes Green.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

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"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

'Hi. I'm Don.'

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

Mafia Shrinks

Organised Crime A.G.M.

"With these credit default swaps, I never know whose legs I'm supposed to break."

"OK, how about 'proactively striving for excellence in da rackets game?"

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'