Flash Mobs Gifts

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

"Mannequin challenge, my ass."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Our cover is francophile liberals

"Paper or plastic?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

Mime Flash Mobs.

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

The Mafia Goes Green.

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"I'll have the 'Sammy the bull' …hold the quail eggs."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

'You the one they call 'The Farmer'?'

Mafia Shrinks

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

Organised Crime A.G.M.

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"With these credit default swaps, I never know whose legs I'm supposed to break."