Faux Mobsters Gifts

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

He loves the water.

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Mobsters at the Beach

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

The Clown Hit

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

Mario's Family Portraits.

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

'My meeting is running a little late, Marge. Can you reheat dinner when I get home?'

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."